![]() “For years I battled personal issues that I couldn’t find a way to deflect from. ![]() “All my previous short-comings and flaws can be traced to two vices: Booze and porn.” Said Roethlisberger, drunk on hindsight. The product promises to deliver all the bitter sour burning of the original alcohol-laden Jack Daniels, with none of the buzz that takes us further from Jesus. Unless the Steelers should miss the playoffs again, in which case the product will be abruptly discontinued, and Mike Tomlin will be blamed for its failings. 7” as the new product will be called, will begin hitting stores week 1 of the NFL season, and will continue through the end of the season. That’s why we designed a whiskey that fits his now sober needs.” “Although we’re happy Ben has found stability in his life, we’re sad to lose him as a client. ![]() “We understand that there was a time when Big Ben was big on our whiskey, and we recognize those days are coming to an end.” Said Jack Daniels CEO, Paul Varga. Popular whisky brand, Jack Daniels announced this week it was releasing a special edition “Alcohol-Free” whiskey, in honor of number 7. In honor of QB, Ben Roethlisberger’s newly found sobriety.
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